Spottie-ottiedopaliscious

Spottie-ottiedopaliscious

"I walked up on her and was almost paralyzed
Her neck was smelling sweeter
Than a plate of yams with extra syrup

Eyes beaming like four karats apiece just blindin' "

-Outkast, Spottieottiedopaliscious

 

There's something about a "spottie" patterned shift dress that'll make your eyes beam like four karats.

Why? Well, shift dresses are easy, breezy, beautiful and comfortable. Watch out for the breezy part though since it's Spring. Throw it on and be out the door in minutes. Better yet, have a quick shoe and jewelry swap and you're ready for a night out. I prefer easy and effortless.  I could think of so many things I'd like to be that easy; like perfecting a winged eyeliner - am I right?

Also, I'd like to point out that the lighting is not what makes me look that pale, but it's real and I'm in dire need of a spray-tan. If you have any great recommendations, let me know

Below are seven shift dresses that'll make you feel sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup.

Photos courtesy of Danielle Johnson

 

7 Shift Dresses To Shift Into Your Wardrobe:

*see what I did there?

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